Cars aren’t about driving. You want to drive? Go to the track.
Cars are about getting from point A to point B. Bring on full automation please!

Cars are about running down pedestrians, taking up space, eating hot chip and lie

What was the pedestrian points system again?

10 points for every child 20 for every adult 30 for a pram 50 for a pushbike

Were there any others?

Go hit and run and rack up those points now!