Waiting on the ho-ho hotdogs for December

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Waiting on the ho-ho hotdogs for December - Lemmy.World

I really need someone to reassure me this is photoshopped
It is, look at the hand, the seal of the bags, the tags on the shelf in the background. All of them are exactly the same in each photo
Can confirm! I did the cross-eye thing to check
You did the what?!
They did the mash!
But did they do the monster mash? I can’t tell by the pixels.
They did indeed. In fact, reliable sources report that it was a graveyard smash.
You can cross your eyes to spot the differences or similarities of two almost identical pictures if they are beside eachother. e.g. sometimes there are “spot the 10 differences” pictures next to each other on the back of cornflakes boxes. I loved solving those because it’s easy if you cross your eyes just like when you try to see a “magic eye” picture.

you can cross your eyes to spot the differences or similarities…

Apparently YOU can, but don’t accuse me of this witchery.

I think it’s kind of like those 3D pictures where if you let your eyes unfocus and then slowly refocus, both images line up. I did it and it’s really weird since the colors are so different, but it looks like two images of hotdogs, one on top of the other.
Reminds me of the Oreo CEO video: youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos

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My wife has a crush on Brennan Lee Mulligan and I don't really blame her.

I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.

Often produced by Ordinary Sausage.
Don’t forget Hottakuh Franks for the Jews.
Ngl, you add baja blast to something, I’m gonna buy it. Not proud of that, but I’m working on being more honest.
21" mega-size demon cock dildo wide girth with realistic squirting green cum anal stretcher baja blast edition
Have u tried the “hard” Mtn Dew? One of the flavors in the pack is Baja Blast. I personally found them all to taste terrible, however, and that’s coming from a die-hard Baja Blast fan.
Oophf. I would try the BB one just for kicks, but don’t think I would buy a whole pack. I’m in general pretty opposed to mixing my alcohol and my caffeine - that’s just intentionally asking to feel bad IMO.
All the hard Mtn Dew flavors are actually caffeine free FWIW
Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of “food” to its breaking point…
USA! USA! USA!
We’ve strayed so far from god’s light
That cancer will come by eating this type of junk is certain, the question now is trying to predict where it will be.
'Ight, I’m gonna go empty out my stomach contents in the bathroom after seeing this post, catch y’all later