RömänchenköNov 13, 2023
🐙ptoothfish🐙
This fucking bird will shred your hand like confetti. Do not approach.
Nov 13, 2023 at 9:25amWeb
Show threadLG5Nov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish Looks like the birds turns your hands into free pills...that makes me want to give them to the birds.
Show threadFull Metal ArchaeopteryxNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish
Birds aren't real
Show thread🐙ptoothfish🐙Nov 14, 2023
@DelilahTech i refute it thus! *feeds hand into mechanical surveillance and hand-shredding device*
Show threadFuchsiii~~~Nov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish @kkarhan after shredding your hand it will probably scream exactly like this https://youtu.be/z8SdqOT_no0?feature=shared
Rare Kiwi bird in our back yard showing off

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Show threadKevin Karhan Nov 13, 2023
@fuchsiii @ptoothfish That's a MicroRaptor asserting dominance over the area...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgf5JOsol34
Amazing facts about the kiwi bird

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Show threadKasey Smith Nov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish Nature's hole punch.
Show threadBram Diederik aka daft_dutchNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish I think i go to the do not play dice with birds section.
Show threadJanne PasanenNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish Just look at the eyes of that thing. Clearly mental.
Show threadWhreq JnnyobreNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish The sign is clearly telling the bird that such behavior is forbidden. Are you saying these birds are just flat out ignoring the sign?!
Show threadChris McCabeNov 13, 2023
@whreq @ptoothfish Normal behaviour for bad birds
Show threadKennethNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish as long as it doesn't crap on my car
Show threadSouvlaki Space Station 🛸Nov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish you can tell from those big psycho eyes
Show threadllewellyNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish it's the Iridescent Hand Hole-Puncher.
Show threadPile Of GarbageNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish good dog though
Show threadJenXNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish
Pigeon = hole punch. Got it.
Show threadhybrid havocNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish no bird, don't
Show threadDarwin WoodkaNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish now I want a bird shaped hole puncher
Show thread🐙ptoothfish🐙Nov 14, 2023
@darwinwoodka but do you want a hole puncher that makes bird shaped holes? or a bird-shaped contraption that makes round holes?
Show threadDarwin WoodkaNov 14, 2023
@ptoothfish yes!
Show threadÁngela Stella MatutinaNov 13, 2023

@ptoothfish

Before the punched card, there was the punched hand.

Show threadchido gornNov 13, 2023
😂
Show threadMaggie MaybeNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish “Do not give birds smallpox”
Show threadBunRab Is Old And TiredNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish
"Do not play tiddlywinks with pigeons"
Show threadTomasNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish 🙀
Show threadTomasNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish Укус какаду отличается от укусов других попугаев.
На нижней части клюва имеются 2 "зубца", которые в сочетании с острой верхней частью помогают рвать и грызть сразу в 3 местах...
Это не то, что вы хотели бы узнать "из первых рук".
Show threadMark EichinNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish
Warning, local birds will attempt to perform confirmation bias experiments on you...
Show threadAndrew Lewis WorkshopNov 13, 2023
@ptoothfish The thing about pecky-bird... it's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
Show threadPhil Stevens Nov 14, 2023
@ptoothfish A Lesser Hole Puncheon, if I'm not mistaken. Lovely plumage in breeding season.
Show threadIrwin DeVriesNov 14, 2023
@ptoothfish @phil_stevens Or an elusive Confettipecker.
Show threadThomasNov 14, 2023
@ptoothfish He’s carrying a tiny shotgun
Show threadClaudio Zizza 🦜Nov 14, 2023
@ptoothfish Sounds like what birds would do.