Laffy🤫Via Kyle Griffin:
👉🏼 #Breaking: Tim Scott just suspended his presidential campaign.
Patricia Kayden@GottaLaff Just after he introduced us to his girlfriend. Darn it!!
KeepYourWits@kaydenpat @GottaLaff I’m guessing she’s already left.
Just Tired@GottaLaff
I hope Ramaswamy is next, so I never have to listen to him again.
I hope Ramaswamy is next, so I never have to listen to him again.
Michael Fenichel@GottaLaff
Makes me wonder..
Clearly a hypothetical, but how would Donald J #TrumpVirus
suspend or leave his campaign as if it were his decision to do so at some point. Whether conditions of home confinement, health issues, or last-ditch effort to avoid prison by pleading 'not guilty by reason of mental incompetency'...
Just a pleasant bit of fantasy, as he can never possibly 'lose' now that he's detailed his regime of retribution, & it plays well with #GQP culti$ts. But...how WOULD he quit?
@ NovaNaturalist HAS ALSO MOVED@drmike @GottaLaff well, we can be sure he won't quit even when he is rejected by voters for the third time.
d_b_stone@GottaLaff bye skim
atticus1956Now do Vivek Ramalamadingdong!
OtownKim
Spocko@GottaLaff
Tim Scott's "girlfriend" asks, "So, is my contract still good until the end of the month?"
Tim Scott's "girlfriend" asks, "So, is my contract still good until the end of the month?"
Anathema Device@GottaLaff sososad 😢😂
KBSez ✅Uncle Tim and his “girlfriend” <snicker> can now have more time to go to church and pursue their other heterosexual hobbies.
You know, like other heterosexuals. 👍
@GottaLaff I bet his girlfriend asked him to so they could spend more time together.
Alexander Portnoy 🌊 🏳️🌈@GottaLaff
I am crying into my popcorn. How could I possibly be consoled now?
I am crying into my popcorn. How could I possibly be consoled now?
Mercurius Goldstein@GottaLaff
I too have suspended my presidential campaign.
I too have suspended my presidential campaign.
Thomas Lee ✅ 
@GottaLaff who is he?
Lol!!
@GottaLaff
What am I supposed to do with this shipping crate full of ‘Great Scott!’ coffee mugs now?
What am I supposed to do with this shipping crate full of ‘Great Scott!’ coffee mugs now?
Rory@GottaLaff Awesome! Thank goodness for not being able to fund your campaign...
Hey Laffy: How awesome would it be if all republicans suspended their campaigns?? LOL. Twilight Zone??
T.WllmsGosh, I hope he kept the receipt for the blode... that'll have to be returned too....