StrikerVery few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is.
LophostemonThe original game as invented by bored semi-drunk Scots was, I’m sure, a good laugh several hundred years ago with wee sticks and a random round thing.
The modern game and all its hideous capitalist/ classist cultural connotations is fucked.
I have it on good authority that golf was in fact invented by Bandrobas Took during the Battle of Greenfields.