I’ve had roomies that were in IT, and generally most things weren’t “smart” appliances. I think the fanciest thing they had was a plex server.

I’ve also had non-IT roomies and yeah, they were putting up surveillance cameras and shit and being super-creepy with monitoring.

I once very, very quietly tried to wash a dish at 1am in the kitchen (and most roomies conclude I’m a ninja as I’m generally extremely quiet to anyone who isn’t hyper-aware of noises already), and my roommate charged out trying to find the water leak.

I realized later she had some sort of monitoring alert on the water heater that woke her up, and because the house was dark because I didn’t want to wake anyone up with lights so her cameras were dark too, she went into a panic instead of using her common sense. I’d accidentally evaded half her surveillance trying to be a considerate roomie while I washed something quietly in the dark and she lost her frickin’ mind.

The guy I rent a room from has an app on his garage door that alerts him every time it opens so now I have to answer for it every time I fucking do anything in the garage (which is the quickest way for me to go in and out of the house). It’s so annoying. I got home 15 minutes early the other day and had a text from him 5 minutes later asking if I got home early. Like… Yea, fuck off dude. I’m about to start going in and out via my window.