Matty Zero, foxalicious enbyOH: A coworker just shared a term she uses to describe meetings that go astray when certain coworkers bloviate. “Non-consensual TED talk.”
Lockely 
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I've used this joke in Praetorium right before the Gaius fight in FFXIV before.
@lockelyfox hah, no way, that’s awesome!
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Yeah! If I have a talkative party of non-sprouts, I like to drop in a "Gee I hope no one traps us on an elevator with a surprise TED Talk." Then I wait a beat for him to drop, "Oh hai Gaius."
Yeah! If I have a talkative party of non-sprouts, I like to drop in a "Gee I hope no one traps us on an elevator with a surprise TED Talk." Then I wait a beat for him to drop, "Oh hai Gaius."