UPS: Your parcel arrives tomorrow! Rejoice!
Me: Nobody will be home, let me change the date.
UPS: you have to create an account to have access to our hallowed delivery settings!
Me: Ugh. Fine.
UPS: Emails with + in it are not valid!
Me: 😑
UPS: That username is already taken!
Me: …
UPS: Please verify your account!
Me: Fine, fine… at least the code came quickly.
UPS: Excellent! Here is your account!
Me: Yay. I’d like to change the delivery date.
UPS: No changes can be made to this delivery!

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