Ohmygod. Ohmygod. We're in The Sun. We're in *the* British tabloid. And what is it about? Eating astronauts.

This is the absolute peak, ladies and gentlemen.

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/9577032/space-cannibalism-mars-journey-gone-wrong/

Largest astronaut would have to sacrifice themselves to ‘space cannibalism’ if Mars journey goes wrong, exp...

THE journey to Mars could be a treacherous one and the risk of going where no man has gone before may even involve cannibalism. That’s according to Kelly and Zach Weinersmith, the authors of …

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@ZachWeinersmith Veganized recipes please. That's a major oversight.
@mistersql @ZachWeinersmith if only hufu was real
@KeithC @mistersql @ZachWeinersmith Soylent Green exists in a superposition of cannibalism (movie) and vegan (book)