SalamendaciousNov 8, 2023

4 men charged in theft of satirical golden toilet titled ‘America,’ at Churchill’s birthplace

https://lemmy.world/post/7965319

4 men charged in theft of satirical golden toilet titled ‘America,’ at Churchill’s birthplace - Lemmy.World

LONDON (AP) — Four men were charged Monday over the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from Blenheim Palace, the sprawling English country mansion where British wartime leader Winston Churchill was born.

Show threadericNov 8, 2023
I recognize that toilet! No joke, I pooped in it when it was installed in the NYC Guggenheim (where this article’s photo was taken).
Show threadWeirdGoesProNov 8, 2023
I, too, saw that toilet at the Guggenheim. However, I don’t remember it being available to use—how were you so chosen?
Show threadSalamendaciousNov 8, 2023

Not sure about the Guggenheim but in London the article says:

The golden toilet was fully functioning, and prior to the theft, visitors to the exhibition could book a three-minute appointment to use it.

Show threadPatapon Enjoyer
how can you know when you’re gonna poop in advance with that amount of precision
Nov 8, 2023 at 12:37pmWeb
Show threadThe_Eminent_BonNov 8, 2023
If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail
Show threadHankNov 8, 2023
You could just have a cheeky wank instead.
Show threadSalamendaciousNov 8, 2023
3 minutes? You’re a speed demon.
Show threadnicetriangleNov 8, 2023
A high fiber diet does wonders
Show threadSalamendaciousNov 8, 2023
How does a high fiber diet help having “a cheeky wank?”
Show threadnicetriangleNov 8, 2023
If you have to ask, you'll never know
Show threadSalamendaciousNov 8, 2023
I feel completely left out.
Show threadSalamendaciousNov 8, 2023
Lots of coffee?
Show threadNOT_RICKNov 8, 2023
Yeah I was gonna say, have a cup of cold brew and you’ll have no trouble
Show threadSalamendaciousNov 8, 2023
It definitely works for me
Show threadINeedManaNov 8, 2023
Some time ago there was a post on lemmy with a question how to not poop for 3 days. OP was adamant on not saying what do they need it for. The post is now deleted but I think it might be a clue… ;D
Show threadcrypticthreeNov 8, 2023
Coffee helps
Show threadgeneral_kittenNov 8, 2023
by knowing thyself inside
Show threadaveragedrunkNov 9, 2023
I go at the exact same time every month.
Show threadXTornadoNov 9, 2023
Coffee and Taco Bell and the gold will not be seen at the bottom.