Greetings, Mastodonians. As the kids say, “it’s been a minute, huh?” I realized that I still needed a microphone into the ether to vent frustrations, and since X (née Twitter) has become its own tar pit of crazies and porn accounts, Mastodon it is. Plus, half the people I need to vent about are on Facebook, so I’m just keeping up the façade of funny memes over there as the room burns around me. #thisisfine