Bent-kneed and blurry-eyed, I crawled across the floor in a desperate search for my misplaced glasses.

From our bed, my spouse called out: "What are you looking for?"

"My glasses!"

With a sad sigh and a shuffle of sheets, they climbed out of bed and marched over. But they slipped the VR glasses over my head without any fuss. "I swear, you're gonna go blind if you keep using these."

"Uh-huh," I mumbled, distracted by the 3D anime hotties.

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