alphacyberrangerPristine coral reefs discovered near Galápagos Islands are thousands of years old and teeming with life
DarkMessiahOh, yay! More stuff for corporations to murder.
Wet NoodleWas just about to say, I give it a year before some oil company makes an oopsie and kills it all
Y’all both beat beat me to it: just a spoonful of oil makes coral reef go down.
FlaxLiterally?
Aaaand tourists stomped it into rubble
“influencers”
Phew, was getting worried that our war against the non-humans would miss a spot
That’s a bleaching
Pristine? Not for long!
~Humanity
Don’t tell people about it!
Exxon/Mobil: “Hold my beer.”
except for all the microplastics and actual plastics floating around they’re 100% ‘pristine’
YungOnionsJesus Christ, people can celebrate some good news without frantic doomerisms it seems…
Dont friggin touch it