𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
LalSalaamComradeYou may be a good kisser, but I’m not borrowing stuff from you.
Track_ShovelYou’ve never licked the beaters?
Did your parents keep you in oubliette?
Or an Iron Maiden?
I hope you’re not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!
3. Iron Maiden - The Prisoner - MAIDEN ENGLAND - 1988
In my defense, I’ve never seen a beater being used in real life. I mean, it’s a “luxury”, at least in my part of the world. Just use spoon for beating eggs, cutting butter and picking noodles - yeah, slightly inconvenient, but you can live with that.
MicromotWhatever you use for stirring, didn’t you lick that after the batter is done?
Yesn’t? Okay, just a small, single little bit to check the consistency. Honestly no one would want to lick a dosa batter, it’s pretty bitter. Maybe guri appa is an exception.
I weep for you
Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons
“Kiss”
TurboDieselA special kiss
Australian kiss, “Down Under”
yeah this is the PG version of “where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?”
Ask that pudding cup
👁️👃👁️ 👅
said no one ever lmao I’m lonely
When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.
ivanafterallHey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.
Ahh screw it… Get the torches and pitchforks!
atomicorangeNo kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.
If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.
You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.
Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.
If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.
Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was a rusty beater for a second