return2ozmaAnd Jesus said...
SaprophyteWould sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude’s dick?
Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.
TheFriendlyDickheadDepends if you cum in your own mouth or not. If you do defenetly more like sucking
Like, you give yourself a handy, right?
Yeah but I don’t jizz in the other hand and slam it down my throat
You don’t? Huh…
FartsWithAnAccentMore like sucking a dick.
It’s definitely more like sucking dick with an overly stretched out back.
I can.
It’s not that great.
Look at this cocksucker over here!
(Holy shit I think this is actually a time I can say that without getting in trouble!)
Edit: made cocksucker one word because I feel like “cock sucker” looks homophobic.
Clerks (1994) Cousin died with a broken neck #eleventy8
There are two types of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.
Countess425You can suck your own dick; it’s medically possible, and it’s not illegal!
Look at this cock sucker over here!
(Holy shit I think this is actually a time I can say that without getting in trouble!)
So this means people who can suck their own dick are God’s favorite?
Doesn’t surprise me haha.
Maybe it’s natural selection 🤔 everyone who could do it was just like 👍 yep I’m good 👍 and never had any kids.
I’ve heard it’s more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn’t be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies
I can confirm it is, also you don’t need to be insanely big to do it if you’re relatively thin and flexible.
Except there are a lot of people who can do it
Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick and less like getting your dick sucked. – Chinese proverb… probably
Yes, and? Sucking sick is great
Boner appetit
Match!!Jesus loves me :3
I think some on here would argue God doesn’t favor me
He did a compromise and allowed us to suck somebody else dick.