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@DeborahForPlus -- Please do. I encourage everyone to steal the memes I put out there because I want these messages to get out there.
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Part 1 - (See below for Parts 2 thru 4) Every month, I redo this pinned post so people know what is happening on this feed. This is a repository of memes from multiple outlets. It is all stashed here because it is easy to search with my "media" feed. This originally was set to private/followers only but everyone asked me to make it public so everyone can use it. So if you see anything on the feed, PLEASE STEAL IT. You have permission. If you have any juicy memes, tag me in so I can boost -> more

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@jeffowski The Japanese say, there are eight million gods. The Hindus speak of hundreds of millions of gods.
@LordCaramac @jeffowski The sensible speak of none.
@Option1 @jeffowski The cool ones take Salvia divinorum and/or magic mushrooms and speak WITH the gods instead OF them.
@LordCaramac @Option1 -- I'm a big believer and user of psychedelics of all sorts. I'm known for taking shamanistic doses and my rave name is "Trippy Jeff".
@LordCaramac @Option1 @jeffowski Then they land their fighter jet and go on to party with the punks too.
@LordCaramac @Option1 @jeffowski shit salvia is a word I haven't seen in years. Bummed they criminalized it here
@LordCaramac @jeffowski about 8 billion live ones by now
@jeffowski Christians always get madface when I refer to their deity as just that - another deity, same as all the other ones from all the different religions throughout time.
@jeffowski satan would make a better god, at least he's pictured honest about his intentions
@johnmastodon -- He's willing to put shit in writing too.

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That's also a very useful retort for "We need to put God in our schools and teach children the Bible."

But... WHICH ONE??

@AnneTheWriter1 β€” that’s the point of the Satanic Church. If the public space is going to allow a religion to come in, SCOTUS already said they have to allow ALL religions to participate equally.
@jeffowski I don't understand why people all over the world clash for number of gods in their respective religions and ACTUALLY hold NO BELIEF in Godliness! That's why humanity has degraded so much nowadays.πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯