Palpatine's throne room had the ONE railing on the Death Star and he managed to fall over it
this is by far my most popular post on this site lmao
@filby it's ok, they'll put up a net on the next death star... it's like sports and why they don't put up netting until after the first injury/death from a bat/ball/puck going into the stands occurs even though everybody knew it would eventually happen, you don't become liable until after the first one because you can claim before that that you didn't know it would happen...
@filby Be fair, he was thrown by his pet cyborg. A hit dog will bite.
@filby He fell in the sense that Putin’s opponents fall from fourth story windows in Russia.

@filby “If in Act One you have a pistol hanging on the wall, then it must fire in the last act”

George Lucas of course knew this also applied for OSHA violations.

@filby Russian influence in theater. It’s like the sword of Damocles but with sliders.
@filby Probably why the Sith don't seem to be big on occupational health and safety in general. It's a bunch of trouble, and if it doesn't help anyway...