Starting off with some lore in front of a roaring fire and some even hotter grooves.. now that I think a about it I could go for an Argento version of Yule Log
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JFC this is relentlessly brutal and we’re not even 15mins in😱
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“Tenebrae” got 5 big toes up from Tarantino’s Foot Freak Monthly
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“TURN IT DOWN”- people without taste
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The Misogyny Meter exploded about 30mins ago tbh
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This mauling situation is the most positive interaction she’s had this entire film
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No Crying Allowed: Baseball
Crying Allowed: Being a character in an Argento film
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This remake of “The Red Shoes” sure is weird, psychosexual and graphic
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The car didn’t crash so why am i still so tense???
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JFC… sometimes overkill is just too much kill
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Starting “Opera” with opera AND a corvid?? *chef’s kiss*
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I’ve been in a few operas and I’ve watched many, many, many more.. Live birds in a theater is crazy🤯
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“Mara got hit by a car” was delivered in the same manner as James Mason saying “Your mother is dead” in “Lolita”
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🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it…🎶
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WOW… “Opera” moves fast- we’re somehow already in the Psychosexual Argento Nightmare part of the film
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It’s the Corvid’s theater now, buddy!
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Dario Argento invented the lash comb- My Hero!
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A traumatized woman in an Argento film running to false safety in the rain! Drink!
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Yeah… I don’t think a couple of pills are gonna cut it after that kind of trauma..
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“You’re a sadist!”.. duh! He’s a man that works in the arts
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Similar to the impressive water pressure in the shower at “Bates Motel” there’s something enviable about a stereo system that can mask the sounds of a multiple homicide
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🎶.. Turn your face away from the garish light of.. JFC WTF WTF WTF🎶
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