Rule - Lemmy.World

at least they aren’t discriminatory…?
Yeah this might be a green flag. Person is being upfront about their needs, they're trying to fuck. It's fine if that's not what you're looking for but if you are, it's fine (imo) to be completely upfront about it.
Yesss! Oh my god, just be up front about what you want! I hate when people lie about their intentions on dating sites.
Homeboy is tryna fuck and is communicating clearly and asking for interest/consent. Vulgar? Sure, but still a class act. I hope he got to hit it.
If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.
Any hole is the goal.

beware of rusty drain pipes

second worst mistake of my life

second worst mistake of my life

What is the … you know what, never mind.

no, no, let them talk

This man has fornicated with a rusty drainpipe.

Do you really want to hear what their biggest mistake was?

Well… kinda… yeah
Sometimes the link should stay blue, ya feel me?
Rusty drain pipe is a stand in for unclean ass
Wholesome dirty talk aww
It’s funny I’ve had interactions on dating sites that would be unspeakably vulgar in person but somehow come across as gallant in that context.
As long as they aren’t a goofus.
Plenty of those too.
Honestly it’s the rare exchanges like this that make me wish I was on the dating scene in this era cuz damn that was not a thing in my day. But the rest of it sucks so much, no matter the era lol
The getting laid part is the best part imo, but you have to want it badly enough to wade through some shit.
That would work with me lol
HELLO. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOUR ANUS POUNDED?
You know I never even thought to start with that. I would have saved so much time
The word bussy was right there. 0 for effort
Only boys have bussies, not trans women
Is it short for boy pussy or butt pussy?
generally it means boi pussy but i like where your head is at
i thought the b was for bottom?

butt pussy?

That’s what I thought damn

Always thought it was “back pussy”. Completely gender neutral.
It’s short for boy pussy, but the term’s original usage was in the gay male community and referred to the anus. It has also been co-opted for use by the transmasculine community. Though, in my personal experience as a trans femme top, I’ve met boys that call their anus that, and use ‘front hole’, which is off limits. And I’ve met boys that call their vagina that.
aww, this is what true allyship looks like 😊 😊 😊
Hey, clear expectations were set from the very beginning.

Complete lack of imagination. Just want I want, a brainless meatsack on top of me for 5 minutes.

Is this the tinder experience? Might be looking at trans friendly dating apps soon.

When 90% of the people you talk to are going to ignore or ghost you, you shouldn’t put much effort into trying to impress someone who is, for all intent and purposes, a photo with a name.
I had good luck with a site called Taimi. Not sure if it’s still around but it was much better for dating versus the hookup culture of Tinder. I met my partner there and we’ve been together for years.
Well, give us more to work with, then! What exactly are you tryna get pounded?

First misstep… I generally do the pounding, friend :* just cuz I’m a girl doesnt mean I’m a bottom xD

Unless you’re offering to do housework for me. In that case I suppose a number of things could benefit from a good pounding.