Gabri van LeeOct 27, 2023
Patrick Dersjant RCX
Friday work crisis: what is worse? (boost for reach)
Out of toilet paper
57.5%
Out of coffee beans
42.5%
Poll ended at .
Oct 27, 2023 at 8:33amWeb
Show threadGabeOct 27, 2023
@patrick As long as there are tea bags?
Show threadnoelleOct 27, 2023
.@patrick Shame I was too late for this poll. I would have voted for the coffee beans. In my experience it’s possible to get a clean bum without toilet paper, but coffeebeanless #coffee would never ever work.
Show threadJos DingjanOct 27, 2023
@patrick @noelle I saw @gabe mention tea bags, but I’m not sure which poll option that applied to…
Show threadnoelleOct 27, 2023
@happydisciple @patrick @gabe Well… I’m quite sure that you can’t make coffee with a tea bag…
Show threadGabeOct 27, 2023

@noelle @happydisciple @patrick true, but while toilet paper could be used as a coffee filter, without beans you'd still be undercaffeinated. Tea in bags will allow you to achieve partial success in all dimensions.

Besides, a nice cuppa tae is of itself grand so.