Matt Blaze
So it's Jordan-without-the-baggage.
Oct 25, 2023 at 5:43pmWeb
Show threadMatt BlazeOct 25, 2023
If you feel compelled to inform me about all the things that are problematic about Johnson as result of this comment, perhaps you didn't understand it.
Show threadCameron WattersOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze I initially thought these toots were about the NBA in the 80s and 90s.
Show threadHugo JonkerOct 25, 2023

@mattblaze I have no clue what "Johnson" and "Jordan" refer to, so I offer you the potential of the UK. There, "Jordan" could refer to a scantily-clad young lady with... let's say ample curvature; and Johnson refers to a former prime minister who tried to rival Einstein's hairdo.

It probably makes for a better experience to plaster these two mentally onto 'your' Johnson and Jordan while watching things unfold.

Show threadDraken BlackKnightOct 25, 2023
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Show threadMatt BlazeOct 25, 2023
@drakenblackknight strong “I never noticed anything out of the ordinary, he always kept to himself” vibes.
Show threadAlex WildOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze I dunno. Attempting a coup sorta is baggage.
Show threadMatt BlazeOct 25, 2023
@alexwild Not to these people.
Show threadAlex WildOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze To be fair, "these people" themselves are the very definition of baggage.
Show threadJackie GardinaOct 25, 2023
@alexwild @mattblaze His voting record and the bills he introduced should be baggage.
Show threadSteve BellovinOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze Yuck.
Show threadTrojan DuckOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze Or the athletic supporter, certainly
Show threadKim ScheinbergOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze
The lesser of two Johnsons
Show threadDarwin WoodkaOct 25, 2023
@mattblaze oh, he's got the baggage.