I would do that but with a baseball bat

https://lemmings.world/post/2218512

Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better
Is the suicide, murder or murder suicide?
Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.