Nothing beats the freshness of vacuum sealed air though

Ah, that’s the stuff. Got me through some long glider rides and desert walks in 1990.

in all honesty, thats air from the 60s, i would suck the air out of that can like i was sucking a fart out of Megan Fox’s ass.

this is an actual product that you can actually buy. i have one. it is in fact an empty can.

“Empty contents into 1 L of water, stirring vigorously. Chill and serve.”