If Liz Truss couldn’t outlast a head of lettuce, Tom Emmer failed to outlast an avocado.
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And the avocado was pealed!
@MissingThePt so I take it we don't have a speaker yet??
@MissingThePt TBF, an avocado doesn't last very long.
@MissingThePt We’re going for the chewing gum record next.
‘I killed him': How Trump torpedoed Tom Emmer’s speaker bid

Just when the congressman thought he had neutralized Trump, the former president lowered the boom.

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@MissingThePt @lisamelton still longer than the ripeness window for any that I ever have in my kitchen, though.
@MissingThePt At this point, I think you can say that any GOP Speaker candidate runs like a Yugo.

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I'd say it was more like he couldn't outlast a crouton. carry on