*Foxgirl walks into work*

"Oh my god, what happened to you??"

"Oh, I had to change my DNA for security after a 23andMe breach"

https://mastodon.social/@waldoj/111264918154604351

"You see, I really had no choice."
@mcc DNA security level: sparkledog
@mcc Not just that person's DNA but many others related...
@mcc
Glad mine's never been registered

@zendao42 @mcc

😭 don't know if and where mine has been