we should stop venusforming earth
@ptoothfish i thought you were a bit partial to the old sauna mate ♨️♨️
@essjax they’re a nice place to visit
@ptoothfish ah, Venus. The Hamilton of the Solar System. It's hot but you want to leave again fast.

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@fossilfueltreaty Fossil Fuel Non Proliforation Treaty

@ptoothfish insightful. So THAT is what happened to the Venusians!

@ptoothfish whoa whoa whoa..... We need to hear *both sides* of the venisforming debate. Sure, *some* loony leftie ecohippiecommiefeminazi types might *claim* that turning Earth into a literal acidic, desolate, burning hellscape is somehow "bad", but is it really, though?

Today we have a guest on the show from local, grassroots conservation organization, Royal Dutch Shell, while our impartial debate host today will be Greg Sheridan....but first of all, a quick word from our generous sponsor, Forestry Corp!

@ptoothfish huh. Maybe Russia is a red herring, and it’s actually Venusians behind the massive disinformation campaigns on Earth, to get us to do all the work of preparing for their invasion for them…
@joshourisman yooo i think this was a side plot in Dan Dare comics of the 60s-70s-80s 🤔 (which was then revealed to be a giant hoax in the darker grittier Dan Dare reboot of the 90s, where it’s discovered that WE had been genociding the Venusians. And possibly eating some of them? I forget how it ended because the Revolver comic serial got cancelled 😬)

@ptoothfish I wonder if I can sue them for stealing my idea decades before I had the chance to think of it… 🤔

Or just read the comics, I guess.

@ptoothfish

There are trillions of planets, so far all of the ones we see have failed. Its easy to fail. \

This one might just be one linchpin away from failing.

We must end the injection of CO2 from carbon fuels, by building ALL the needed REPLACEMENT energy systems, solar and wind, right now.

#Climate

@ptoothfish maybe the lizard people from Venus are just very successful in their endeavors?
@ptoothfish What, and be rude to the zillionaire members of the Space Lizards' Earth Terraforming Committee's Beachhead Party?
@ptoothfish this is our only world and we cannot expect to get to anything better to work with.
@ptoothfish @longforjohn I thought we were terrorforming it?
@europlus @ptoothfish and we are very successful at terrorforming, no doubt.
@ptoothfish it's a bit more capitalismforming but I agree