How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

https://slrpnk.net/post/3243814

How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off? - SLRPNK

So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.
No thanks, I'm good