DragonWasabi

Is there an alternative to "motherfucker" that people would actually use?

https://monyet.cc/post/1287620

Is there an alternative to "motherfucker" that people would actually use? - monyet.cc

The word can have swearing but not genderisation which might be offensive (mother) nor allusions to sexual dominance (motherfucker). Nor, other possibly offensive connotations. It seems that the word is commonplace and people won’t stop using it, so an alternative to the word may be useful. But the problem with alternatives like “mochafucker”, is that people might not use them unless they carry a meaning that’s attention grabbing in some way.

Oct 18, 2023 at 9:20pmWeb
Show threadThrowawayOct 18, 2023

Asshole works, but its not as rude.

The bigger question is, are you honestly that much of a prude?

Show threadvolvoxvsmarla Oct 19, 2023
I actually think that depending on the context asshole is more hurtful than motherfucker. “He’s a stupid motherfucker” seems like you are just angry. “He’s an asshole” sounds like he legit is a ln awful person. Not a dominant fucker or anything. Just a dirty, unpleasant being. It is more demeaning I would say. I would be more hurt to be called an asshole than a motherfucker.
Show threadAchillesUltimateOct 18, 2023
Are you looking for an inoffensive insult?
Show threadFUsernameOct 18, 2023
…or for an insult so accurately aiming at the person to be insulted like pissing through a key hole from a 11.5 ft distance.
Show threadHerbalGamerOct 18, 2023
parent shagger?
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Oct 18, 2023

“Dad”

Literally means the same thing.

Show threadmeco03211Oct 18, 2023

I’ve had it with these dad snakes on this dad plane!

… just doesn’t have the same punch to it.

Show threadOpenStarsOct 18, 2023

Asking the right questions here!

I have had it with all these doucheshit snakes on this twatboy plane!

(from another comment) just doesn't work...

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Show threadAmidFurorOct 19, 2023
That's offensive to lesbian couples who used artificial insemination only.
Show threadYantantetheraOct 18, 2023
…just swear all fucking ready.
Show threadivanafterallOct 18, 2023
You're all a bunch of scuzz-junkin' puppy touchers.
Show threadDragonWasabiOct 19, 2023
Swearing is fine what the fuck (just demonstrating). It’s more about trying to avoid offending demographics of individuals or upholding oppression/oppressive views.
Show threadMelllvarOct 18, 2023
“Cocksucker”?
Show threadPons_AeliusOct 18, 2023

not genderisation which might be offensive (mother) nor allusions to sexual dominance (motherfucker)

Show threadMelllvarOct 18, 2023
Yes.
Show threadivanafterallOct 18, 2023
How about "You Consenting Cocksucker!"?
Show threadfuboOct 18, 2023
  • Puppy toucher
  • Scuzz junkie
  • Seat sniffer
  • Lostprophet
  • Arsebagel
  • Enjoyer of Other People’s Sheep
  • Soldier of 4chan
  • Doucheballoon
  • His Imperial Knobnobblin, Huffboy Crustmaster Studmuffin of the Lousewortshire¹ Studmuffins
  • Trumpie

¹ Pronounced “Loser”

Show threadbilgemunkyOct 18, 2023
Upvote for Scuzzjunkie.
Show threadatro_cityOct 18, 2023
The hell is scuzz? S-tier cuzzin?
Show threadbilgemunkyOct 18, 2023
Beats me. It has no discernible meaning as far as I know. Yet if you called me a scuzzjunkie with any sort of conviction, I’d feel affronted.
Show threadSpaghettiWolfOct 19, 2023
Soldier of 4Chan is devastating
Show threadslowd0wnOct 18, 2023
‘You fucking donkey’ is a personal favorite
Show threadDelphiaOct 18, 2023

“Mudpuddle”

They posess neither warmth, depth or clarity.

Show threadShapillonOct 19, 2023
That one’s really good.
Show threadDragonWasabiOct 22, 2023
I can get behind this. I feel like I can’t imagine a gangster saying it though, which is sort of a requirement for a replacement for mf’er
Show threadDragonWasabiOct 19, 2023
Speciesist connotations
Show threadDragonWasabiOct 22, 2023
Lol the upvotes here! Some speciesists in the comments really didn’t like this.
Show threadmecha_popeOct 18, 2023
Burden
Show threadoo1Oct 18, 2023
https://invidious.slipfox.xyz/watch?v=UaVqtG-NvzY
03. Uncle Fucka | South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack (OFFICIAL)

ALL RIGHTS GO TO SOUTH PARK STUDIOS, WE DO NOT OWN THIS. Here's the hit song "Uncle Fucka" from The Terrance and Phillip Movie: Asses of Fire. This is the highest quality version available. [TERRENCE] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you [PHILLIP] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long [Interlude] [MOUNTY, spoken] What's going on here? [Interlude] [CHORUS] Uncle fucka Uncle fucka, uncle fucka Uncle fucka [BOTH] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka [T] You're an uncle fucka, I must say [P, spoken] Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday! [ALL] Uncle fucka, that's U-N-C-L-E-fuck-you Uncle fucka! [P, spoken] Suck my balls South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack: 03. Uncle Fucka ©1999

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Show threadamioOct 18, 2023

You want an alternative to "motherfucker" that can't be offensive in any way?

Yeah no.

Show threadDigitalPaperTrailOct 18, 2023
you might find this useful
https://i.redd.it/qh644qel1f891.png

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Show threadivanafterallOct 18, 2023
You're such a wank-clown. (Among the least common combos.)
Show threadaufOct 18, 2023
Stop insulting him you scum-wit
Show threadivanafterallOct 18, 2023
Now you've gone and done it, you dumb goblin.
Show threadguyrocketOct 19, 2023
Stop it you butt bag!
Show threadbane_killgrindOct 19, 2023
Criminally underutilized
Show threadroguetrickOct 19, 2023
You'd think shitwit would be more popular.
Show threadADHDefyOct 19, 2023

Who is scrolling reddit calling people "dipclown" or "trumpstick"?

They're not unused, and that is unsettling.

Show threadmateomauiOct 18, 2023
How about DGR Dave’s “son of a butt”?
Show threaditsyourmomOct 19, 2023
So I go with the “MOFO” is shorter to type and hits the same.
Show threadDragonWasabiOct 19, 2023
Same derivation
Show threadkibiz0rOct 19, 2023

Upvoting because this is a a true “no stupid questions” post.

So… I think you need to look into the social and cognitive nature of swear words. Vsauce has a pretty good primer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7dQh8u4Hc

I think you also need to let go of the desire to be better than common culture, and/or the desire to engineer a better culture from an external perspective. People are gross and messy, imprecise and reckless. It’s what makes us interesting, motherfucker.

Why Are Bad Words Bad?

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Show threadasdfasdfasdfOct 19, 2023
is this a joke
Show threadMonsiuerPatEBrownOct 19, 2023
quakebuttock
Show threadsouthsamuraiOct 19, 2023

Motherfucker, what the motherfucking fuck are you fucking on about?

Are you some kind of fatherfucker with this fatherfucking fuckery?

Show threadCaptObviousOct 19, 2023
“Asshole” is a personal favorite.
Show threadProxyZeusOct 19, 2023
Nailed it on the head
Show thread1984Oct 19, 2023
I still use it. I don’t care. :)
Show threadnhowell77Oct 19, 2023
I’m good with sticking with plain old motherfucker and have absolutely zero intention of replacing replacing it with some convoluted bullshit alternative. I figure if he/she/it/they/them are offended by my use of the word motherfucker then it’s aimed at he/she/it/they/them anyway and all those motherfuckers can get fucked and stay fucked. Tired of catering to everyone’s sensibilities. Grow a pair, or a twat, put on your grown up panties and get the fuck over it.
Show threadRizzRustboltOct 19, 2023
Misterfalcon
Show threadLand_StriderOct 19, 2023

I think the more “valued” or preferred part of an insult is rather its phonetic or expressive aspect rather than the semantic one. Of course the semantic parts plays a role, as well, but the need to use stressed syllables to express oneself, or simply vent out the emotion, far surpasses the need to utter a semantically-accurate syllable or word to badmouth someone or something.

See here from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

It is a beautiful insult that can vent out the emotions, or can be used for fun among friends etc. that uses no semantics to insult people, but uses very mouthful words to stress and some unfocused (as in not targeting any types of people) pragmatics, like insulting someone by insulting their parents, and insulting them as such making them out to be not something they are (was an x, smelt).

So, whatever semantically gender-neutral alternative you are looking for, consider to have a very strong expressive aspect to it that sticks to tongue.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Show threadrufusOct 19, 2023
  • Piece of Shit
  • Scumbag
Show thread6mementomoriOct 23, 2023
do- do you realize what you’re asking? this is the firstest of world problems.
Show threadViktoria (They/She)Feb 1, 2025
“mother lover”??