The historic moment when humans and germs sign into law the "Five Second Rule".
@dgar That 'apparently' in the alt-text is the best part! Who is the germs' representative, I wonder?
@dgar why isn't this a holiday?
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Five second rule doesn't work if you have a three second dog.
@dgar Wrong. Those are germs capitulating. Notice the unusual brightness of the uniforms โ€“ they're loaded with penicillin.

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You, Sir, have yet again brought tears to my eyes. From laughing so hard. How do you do that so well?

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