Is it too much to ask that, when people list books online, they write descriptions that sound like they've actually seen the book on offer? "spine may have creases" "dust jacket may be missing" "may contain stains that do not obscure the text." When considering what is essentially a pig in a poke, THE SUBJUNCTIVE IS NO-ONE'S FRIEND.

@donestre82 book may be covered in ketchup

Book may have demonic spells inscribed on the inside cover

@Wearwolf Book may contain bobcat. Book may be on fire. Book may be ten thousand clay tablets in an undeciphered language. Book may contain Bobcat Goldthwait