TandybaumI make 20x queen size sheet
Wait, hol up
I don’t think your math is right. That’s 5x length and 4x width, not 20x length and width. If I was suddenly 20x bigger without changing my proportions, I doubt that would even be a facecloth to me.
If your weight increased to 20x your current weight, without changing proportions, you would be about 2.7x your current height, width, and depth.
…just like OP’s mum.
I was talking about size, not weight. But then you probably don’t know much about size anyway. :p