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For a second I was worried this was a phallic thing, thanks for clarifying
Is this a penis thing?
Look, I don’t understand how people keep making this about penises. You just grab the base with whichever hand you prefer and try to push it into someone.
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Man, imagine if it was about measuring and waving dicks, the dude riding the cat wouldn’t shut up about his “SHINY BALL”
Imagine in the middle of the book it was about penises
Clearly it’s the dude riding that pussy
Nah, it's the guy farthest back on the left. It may look small, but that's just foreshortening/perspective and also because it's curved. I promise.

Front and back cover on Twitter: twitter.com/…/1162465055704641536

Spoiler: the book is NOT about penises.

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I was on the author’s side but then I read the back cover… it seems like it might involve penises.
The man with the longest sword gets to ride the pussycat