Lung extensions - sh.itjust.works

Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads: Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don’t tell anyone I handed you this card With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family [email protected] [[email protected]]

Anyone brave enough to send an email? Curious what he charges.
I sent an email. Will update with update.
It’s illegal due to high mortality rate made me lol. Probably ≈100%