For non-Americans, Fort Wayne is very, very far from the ocean. Like a long distance, then over a huge mountain range and then another long distance.

If it is a package from China it wouldnt change anything right?

I would think that no matter where it’s coming from, falling into the ocean in Fort Wayne would be a neat trick.

Maybe they’re testing out hypersonic mail planes. You lose a box somewhere over Fort Wayne and you’re just goin so goddamn fast it doesn’t land till it hits the gulf