s0 Is Not A SysadminOct 6, 2023
#CVQCon2023 we are urgently hiring! Entry-level position. Lack of seafood allergy a must. Having attended last year’s “Cooking High-Pressure Lobster Homogenate with High Voltage Distribution Equipment” demonstration is a major plus, especially if you remember what chemicals were put into the pressure vessel by the demonstrator (who was unable to provide a post-demo report for obvious reasons).
Applicants must be willing to scrub and use caustic chemicals. PPE provided (class-4 terry-towel dressing gown & bandana; woollen waders rated to IEC-69043).
Apply now by folding your CV into an origami lotus and placing it delicately at the entrance to a weasel’s burrow.
ONLY SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS WILL BE CONTACTED
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Please note the weasels are not authorised to make binding contract negotiations.
Oct 6, 2023 at 10:52amWeb
Show threads0 Is Not A SysadminOct 6, 2023
#CVQCon2023 btw Does anyone know what the European import duty code is for Hazardous Biochemical Matter (Crustacean)? Trying to fill out this paperwork 🥱🙄
Show threadEmber is so tired of people. ​Oct 6, 2023
@s0 listing the carcinisation hazard rating is a MUST, anything over rating 9-A should be sealed in a lead-lined box (min. 5mm thick), anything under that shall be safely contained in an air-sealed metal container.
to avoid accidental carcinisation of employees, ensure there are adequate safety warnings on the box(es)
Show threads0 Is Not A SysadminOct 6, 2023
@Ember is it bad when the lead-lined box is dripping viscous opaque fluid
Show threadEmber is so tired of people. ​Oct 6, 2023
@s0 that's generally within the tolerance of 'normal'
Show threadEmber is so tired of people. ​Oct 6, 2023
@s0 however, please call your local garbage incinerators if it appears to be congealing into one or several entities