Masturbating is good for you. Stop self harming.

satire?

Nah it’s good for prostate health to masturbate at reasonable intervals

I’m glad you mentioned reasonable levels because like with anything, it can be harmful if done too often.

How often is too often?

When dust comes out, it’s time to stop

No, keep pushing forward. No pain no gain

My ejaculate is vapor now. It feels amazing.