FacelikeapotatoMagical world
NeilYeah but did you know humans are just cummed on eggs?
surewhynotlemThe ol’ Deviled Creme Egg. Haven’t had one of those since college.
I feel you’re underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature…
That’s more like fish and amphibians.
Gas is just dinosaur breath.
Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.
If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you’d be like nah that’s not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it’s tea.
This dude’s argument is all wrong
Imagine taking the time to argue a shit post
You know.
Sometimes.
It’s okay to have an unexpressed thought.
You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple
A vanilla mocha latte with soy milk is just a 4-bean soup
BertramDitoreDrink it from a cup made of soy paper and you’re still just holding beans.
If regular milk it’s a 3 bean soup with nipple juice
- coffee beans
- vanilla beans
- soy beans
- ???
AlienInAMaskmocha>chocolate>cacao beans
mocha is chocolate so made from cocoa beans
DonebrachCan’t believe you forgot Lima beans you moron.
BlyfhAm I stupid or is the vanilla flavor extracted from the bark of the tree, not some beans?
Nope, vanilla beans are a thing.
Maybe you’re thinking of cinnamon, that comes from the bark
Right, I was thinking of cinnamon. But when I picture vanilla extract, I see this small dry and black stick that doesn’t even resemble a bean.
Yeah they are weird beans, more like a pod I guess. But I think the ones you see used for food have been dried. I’m actually not sure what a fresh one looks like
PoggervaniaA computer is just a really hot pile of sand.
Speak for yourself. My pile of sand is pretty chill.
Flying SquidI wouldn’t want to step on either.
“we tricked sand into thinking”
A computer is a big, magic, green cracker in a box.
A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.
Ah, the literal German translation.
we’re all just various beans in a trenchcoat
TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family...
MissJinxIf you ever played a survivor game you know. 2 stiks, 1 rope = a Houe
CatoblepasThis is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you’re learning. Don’t know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don’t know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You’ll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.
this is great advice.
This is good word making
I will keep this in my thinking blob.
The word for that is “noggin”.
Not cool
🏳️⚧️ 新星 [she/they]“Noodle” is also acceptable
This is very good help do things words.
Congratulations, you are now a Strange Planet writer
Toki! Sina pilin seme?
Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it’s also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you’re mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.
toki a!
Yep. I don’t speak Spanish. Learned all my extremely limited Spanish in restaurant kitchens. When I walk my dogs, and one of the many Spanish speaking Mexicans that lives nearby looks nervous, I tell them, “Perro es bueno por hombre. Perro es no bueno por otra Perro.” They understand what I mean even though I just butchered that sentence.
Well if the language is German, there’s probably an 80% chance that you get the right word this way
Electronics are just sparky silicon.
Electronics are boxes of magic, green crackers with black, rectangle spiders.
And the black rectangle bugs stop working when the magic smoke gets out
The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.
Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself
Lemmy is just word water.
World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.
Mud is just water and rock combined on a microscopic scale.
wet, fuzzy rock with a bald child
Umm… Just what did you do in college?
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Butter is just shaken cow juice.
EmperorHenryTwo mice fell into a bucket of cream, one mouse quickly gave up and drowned, the other kept swimming until the cream turned to butter, and walked out.
A human brain is just anxiety meat!
You have solved the entire universe for me