EezyvilleCop outted as OnlyFans model after pulling over subscriber: ‘I saw you have sex’
ryan213Awkward.
burntbutterbiscuitsWeird…. But who cares.
Guy literally tried to refuse to be arrested by a cop because he paid to watch her having sex.
Imagine trying to refuse to be arrested
I mean, people do it. You ever hear about the North Hollywood Shootout?
“I shan’t be indulging you fine fellows in this baseless charade. I bid you adieu!”
mercanoThere are plenty of videos on YouTube of so-called “sovereign citizens” scream, “I do not consent” as they’re being handcuffed or brought in front of a judge.
It’s the one time I’m ok with police brutality. Not really but sov cits are fucking insufferable
I wouldn’t say I’m ok with brutality in those situations but sovcits know they’re playing with fire so it’s hard to feel sympathy for them.
Flying SquidI have a hell of a lot more respect for her as an OnlyFans pornstar than I do for her as a cop.
JackbyDev“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at.”
This is “not the onion” content lol. I could see something like this being an Onion article,
“I want to support sex workers but ACAB means all cops,” Twitter users say after hearing the story. “He was based to resist arrest and question authority but his reasoning was cringe.”
Lmao psy-op
based
Its cringe to use that word unironically
Speaking as the grammar police or the linguistics onlyfans?
Well, considering I’m making a hypothetical The Onion article I’d say it is ironic.
“You can’t arrest me no more – I’ve seen your private parts,” he said, noting how his attitude changed during the stop.
“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at.”
IDK, I think that says more about you buddy.
remoteloveHe is the one who paid to watch her have sex. The logic he is using is really twisted.
when you get caught you have to get creative sometimes to avoid punishment! This man was reaching for the stars
oo good to be one, not too good to need them.
If I ever need to help explain what gaslighting is, I have this article.
“See? It’s like this but usually people are much better at it.”
Morpheus: What is I told you this wasn’t gaslighting either?
That’s a shitty thing he said, but that’s not what gaslighting means. Gaslighting is when you psychologically manipulate someone with false information, in order to make them question reality. It’s not merely making fun of someone.
The information does not have to be false nor the act successful to be gaslighting. In this case someone is skewing facts in an attempt to render their vacancy of a situation by making another feel as though their crime/guilt of unrelated actions is stronger, when it’s actually non-existent.
No no no you don’t get it, gaslighting is when literally anything I disagree with happens.
- zoomers
This is some wild logic, too. Like, my dude, they can definitely still arrest you even if you don’t respect them. I’m pretty sure that’s the default state of most people being arrested.
For real, she had sex? Whoppdy-shit. Ppl shouldn’t be punished for having consensual sex. Crazy times we live in.
Consensual sex with her husband? Say it ain’t so
The inconceivable tragedy of it all, and they probably enjoyed it too. /s
ShaggySnacksThat’s the Puritans for you.
Janet Jackson’s nipple? Let’s all freak out.
That was the last time I ever saw her preform honestly. Fucking pearl clutchers ruin everything
Lmao, cops shoot people for less
FartsWithAnAccentHonestly, IDGAF if someone has an OF.
ThirdWorldOrderThey mayor doesn’t seem to care either which is good
Damn thats fucking awesome.
The Daily Star reports...
But people who read tabloids do. Gotta get that juicy gossip.
Hot SaucermanYou can “Defund the Police” by not paying for her OF.
Sigh, of course it’s somewhere in the U.S. where someone is complaining about something sexual. Why is the U.S. so afraid of sex?
MaestroBecause we kicked most of the repressed puritan religious nutjobs out of Europe during the enlightenment.
Everyone knows Europeans prefer catholic religious nutjobs!
✨ Catholics ✨
Karlos_CantanaIt was a guy who paid the cop $30 to jerk off to her having sex with her husband that was complaining. He's just trying to get out of whatever mess he got himself into and trying to use it as an excuse.
Which person in this article is afraid of sex? The one who streamed herself having sex on the internet, the one who paid $30 to watch it, or the one in charge who said none of this matters?
Leave it to my fellow Americans to be more concerned about making money by selling sex than by selling violence.
agent_flounderNo, no, cops dish out violence for free!
$29.99
That’s the real crime here.
If only there were easily accessible sites filled with free porn!
The only reason I’d ever pay that much for amateur porn is if the model was a girl I knew
That's literally the appeal of OnlyFans and other individual subscription models. The idea, with varying degrees of delusion, that you can get to know and empathize with the models.
It’s not filling a porn sized hole in someone’s life. It’s filling an intimacy sized hole.
ryannathansThere used to be before the big purge
ivanafterallBut if you know her, isn't paying even worse?
Not if it’s some girl I knew in HS or something
That’s why it’s better
I’ve paid for one once. It was a model that I found/find really attractive. Didn’t end up using it as much as I thought I would, so I cancelled. I see the appeal, but it’s not for me.
GCostanzaStepOnMeThe perfect crime is forcing all the police officers in your jurisdiction to do porn, so you can’t be arrested by anyone.
VCTRNBig brain move right there.
Sir_KevinShe should quit the force so she can focus on her career.
theotheroneWe’ll know if the screen name gets “leaked”.
I for one find the way she makes her money disgusting…
More people should think twice before becoming a cop
Yeah, if she wanted anybody to respect her, she would only do jobs that are in the public service, like sex work.
I PAY YOUR SALARY. AM I BEING DETAINED???