2
Jones: so one day she thinks she might be in the middle of her own slasher movie
Jones: and she thinks oh shit this rules
Jones: people are just gonna get murdered left and right
Jones: this fucking rocks

3
King: so why’s she think she’s in a slasher movie? is there a killer on the loose?
Jones: oh it’s cuz this hot virginal girl moves into town
King:
King: wait so not because anyone gets murdered?
Jones: no just cuz this hot girl moves in
Jones: i mean that’s usually the first indication that a slasher is around right?

4
Jones: so this hot but very pure girl moves into town
King: and somehow that makes the slasher-obsessed girl think that she’s in a slasher movie come to life?
King: but why would tha-
Joss Whedon: [shrieking] SHE’S THE FINAL GIRL!!!
Whedon: LET ME TELL THE STORY!
Whedon: I KNOW ALL THE TROPES!

5
Jones: see, this girl knows the rules of a slasher movie
Jones: so she knows how to-
Joss Whedon: OH! OH!!!
Whedon: OH!!!!!!
Whedon: PICK ME!! PICK ME!! I have thoughts on this!!
Jones:
Jones: no
Whedon: b-b-b
Whedon: [weakly] b-but the tropes
Whedon: [weakly] i-i need the tropes to live
Whedon: [weakly] p-please
Whedon: [weakly] the tropes
Whedon: [pathetic cough]