the government's lawyers, explaining to the court that you just hit Control F

Is it just me or is there a 100% chance Trump talked to his advisors about sensitive stuff via DM?

https://politico.com/news/2023/08/15/special-counsel-obtained-trump-twitter-howell-00111410

Special counsel obtained Trump DMs despite ‘momentous’ bid by Twitter to delay, unsealed filings show

Judge Beryl Howell lit into Twitter for taking steps to give Donald Trump advance notice about the search warrant.

POLITICO
hell of a ratio goin on here for ms libs of tiktok

An analysis of the US vs Twitter case for the subpoena of Trump's tweets - Part 1

https://www.dcd.uscourts.gov/sites/dcd/files/23sc31%20Attachment%20A%20-%20Documents%20unsealed%20with%20redactions.pdf

An analysis of the US vs Twitter case for the subpoena of Trump's tweets - Part 2 - How obvious Elon's simping for Trump was and just how much Twitter is a dead company walking with no real institutional knowledge left

Note: Fleets were basically Instagram/Snapchat stories

https://www.dcd.uscourts.gov/sites/dcd/files/23sc31%20Attachment%20A%20-%20Documents%20unsealed%20with%20redactions.pdf

Hmm, let me think. Conservative politicians for not doing anything about climate change. Fuckers who constantly fly around in private jets. Self-immolating cars...

It's absolutely wild that Musk is just consistently going "I'M A NAZI! !! AT THIS WHITE KID BEING BULLIED BY EVIL MINORITIES! I'M A NAZI! HELLO HELLO NAZI HERE!"

Meanwhile the media is like "Damn what are his politics? A true enigma worthy of the Riddler!"

How long until Musk makes all new accounts follow him by default, ala Myspace Tom (except MySpace Tom is cool, and my friend)
Coincidentally, the Apple App Store requires apps to implement blocking they want to even sniff being available in the store
it's about Realism in apps

Turns out he's fine with blocking people from viewing the concert they paid for

Extreme “going to your ex girlfriend’s wedding” levels of sad

Of course

Block also makes it so they cant see your posts or interact with them in anyway (no QTs) obviously they can just log out or if you are locked into "followers only" mode, make another account to look at your content but it does make it harder to harass someone.

It is funny seeing him reap the consequences of making the site even shittier. People will use the block more when its filled with nazis, scammers, bots, and weird guys who post CP to own the libs.

LOL Elon had them make a bunch of fake accounts to boost his follower count

They changed the setup so that you are required to follow at least one account when you're signing up and Elon is always the first suggested account so every bot on the platform is following him

https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-follower-data

Elon Musk's X follower count bloated by millions of new, inactive accounts

We took a close look at Elon Musk's more than 150 million followers on X aka Twitter. What we found is…concerning.

Mashable
X: the everything drug

Elon continues to make genius moves with Twitter

Think how much space those links took up!

Elon's on a bender again

Holy shit what an incredibly thin skinned baby

He actually managed to piss off the chuds, amazing

Elon right now

Lol at Musk unblocking a guy 3 years later just to make a snarky comment.

Tons of people (correctly) talk absolute shit to Musk on Twitter and he ignores most of it. This is a guy he blocked for being annoying and three years later remembered him and unblocked him just so he could reply to their 3 year old tweet.

Community notes ftw
"We are the last light in the darkness" yep things are good, going super well at Exxe dot con

The article doesn't contain the original tweet (and honestly why would you want to see it based on the described contents?) But yeah, holocaust denial. Terrific. Very healthy for a platform.

"According to a post on X by the Memorial and Museum Auschwitz-Birkenau, it had reported the offensive reply but received a response saying that after viewing the "available information" the platform had decided no rules had been broken."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-66570203

X removes Holocaust denying post after Auschwitz Museum criticism

The Auschwitz Museum reported the post but was initially told by X it did not break safety rules.

BBC News

Ronan Farrow published a long profile on Musk:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/28/elon-musks-shadow-rule

"Tesla for a time included in its vehicles the ability to replace the humming noises that electric cars must emit—since their engines make little sound—with goat bleats, farting, or a sound of the owner’s choice. “We’re, like, ‘No, that’s not compliant with the regulations, don’t be stupid,’ ” Cliff told me. Tesla argued with regulators for more than a year, according to an N.H.T.S.A. safety report."

Elon Musk’s Shadow Rule

Ronan Farrow reports on how the U.S. government came to rely on the tech billionaire—and is now struggling to rein him in.

The New Yorker

How does he keep coming up with these genius ideas????

https://fortune.com/2023/08/21/elon-musk-plans-remove-headlines-news-articles-link-shared-on-x-twitter/

"According to a source with knowledge of the matter, the change is being pushed directly by X owner Elon Musk. The primary objective appears to be to reduce the height of tweets, thus allowing more posts to fit within the portion of the timeline that appears on screen."

Seems like a good way to get news agencies to completely stop posting to your platform.

Elon Musk plans to remove headlines from news articles shared on X

Tweets containing news article links will be stripped of headlines and other metadata (like this very sentence). Instead, X, formerly Twitter, plans to display only an image and a URL.

Fortune

I love how much Musk begs people to post on X. Just a massive stink of desperation.

He has no idea why people are so unenthused about posting directly on the platform where said idiot owner is destroying a major feature every 2 weeks.

"please post on this platform where i could pay you $200 if i wake up from a ket trip and happen to see your account on my phone, and if it doesn't make me mad or sad, which could be anything (unless it's child exploitation which makes me very happy indeed!!)"

so this past week he's proposed removing blocks, then after a sideshow of blocking everyone who pointed out that's a stupid fucking idea he's now proposing removing link embeds

just insane that at the same time fb is stepping into their own shit by moving away from news on the feed, musk is making yet another huge unforced error that will drive away the people who actually attract users to twitter

"its where i get my news" is literally the only good thing people have to say about twitter

it's weird how all his plans to "improve" twitter revolve around taking away basic QoL features that were massively important to the platform's perception as the social media platform of choice, verified users was removed, tweet length limits removed, banning of nazis who share child porn removed, block button for stalkers and harassers to be removed, link embeds to be removed

soon opening twitter will just redirect to AI spambot generated timecube

he is becoming increasingly isolated

https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-odd-behavior-may-be-due-to-increasing-drug-use-associates-tell-ronan-farrow

“His life just sucks,” one colleague told The New Yorker. “It’s so stressful. He’s just so dedicated to these companies. He goes to sleep and wakes up answering e-mails. Ninety-nine per cent of people will never know someone that obsessed, and with that high a tolerance for sacrifice in their personal life.”

Elon Musk’s Odd Behavior May Be Due to Increasing Drug Use, Associates Tell Ronan Farrow

Musk has long touted ketamine as an alternative to antidepressants.

The Daily Beast
Sounds about right for Elon
Elon Musk's SpaceX Explosion Left Major Debris After Starship Rocket Launch

Fish and Wildlife Service biologists expressed frustrations in emails obtained by Bloomberg.

Bloomberg

There's only two options: He's tweeting as his mother, or he is having his mother defend him on his own platform at 52.

I'd take the Lowtax way out for either of those.

Say what you will about Lowtax, he never publicly came out as a racist
It's hilarious how obvious it is that every single respectable advertiser has left Twitter. Elon can't deny it because all you have to do is use the site for a few minutes. Literally half the ads you see are for bluechew dick pills featuring big titty onlyfans models. And then you get served up shit like that

Speaking of nazis...

You can be called any time by any number of people you can't fucking block!

None of this will go wrong or be useful for stalkers!

X, the everything app

Yacc’s inner monologue is just the hampster dance on loop

Reading this was physically painful

I guess it's now doing the thing where it doesn't show the URL anymore

(if you'd like to read it, and you should: https://newsletterhunt.com/emails/39371 )

Money Stuff: SBF Was Reckless From the Start | NewsletterHunt

RSS-like feeds for all of your favorite newsletters

Money Stuff: SBF Was Reckless From the Start | NewsletterHunt

Oh and it looks like Musk giving Raichik special status has now gained her a body count

not the first, won't be the last, and people have been screaming about this for years

it's infuriating

https://www.wired.com/story/neuralink-uc-davis-monkey-photos-videos-secret/

😬

do not read if you want to be happy afterwards

How Neuralink Keeps Dead Monkey Photos Secret

Elon Musk’s brain-chip startup conducted years of tests at UC Davis, a public university. A WIRED investigation reveals how Neuralink and the university keep the grisly images of test subjects hidden.

WIRED

More Musk loving nazi pieces of shit

I think the Swiss court might have actually done it for the incitement of discriminatory hatred, particularly given Alain Soral is better known for repeatedly denying the Holocaust so much he was jailed in France for said denialism (a reminder denial of the events of the Holocaust are jailable crimes in France and Germany, hence why Twitter had the is_nazi tag).

soral is a dangerous piece of shit

Of course Elon is baffled by the concept of testing to ensure reliability
Elon is now banning people for making fun of the new missing headlines feature. What a fucking pissbitch.

lol Elon is big time mad

I hate it when people violate the Our Rules

X rolls out new ad format that can't be reported, blocked

The new ads also don't disclose who the advertiser is or that they are even ads.

Mashable

Oddly specific. Wonder if they offered companies deals on advertisement just so musk can say they are advertising on the platform again.

Or maybe someone at visa forgot to turn off auto-renewal of a twitter blue account

I really find an unexpected joy in working with good designers. They just have such great creativity, thoughtfulness, wisdom, and empathy. They're a joy to work and collaborate with and when it clicks on all cylinders you just get something, to use the term earnestly, magical.

This is the equivalent to poop squeezed through a playdoh fun factory by a toddler and then left to bleach in the sun.

@cspam so he's taking away the metrics that indicate actual engagement...right
@cspam you're going to love this recent breakfast? CHEERIOS IN MY EARS?!! Color me interested.
@cspam Guarantee Taboola is involved. Reach PLC’s ‘newspapers’ are infested with it.
@cspam which rule? Are you now required to like Cat Turds posts?

@cspam
Once Twitter suspends your account, they won't let you delete it. I know because it happened to me, twice.

It would be interesting to learn how many so-called "active accounts" are actually permanently suspended accounts. I bet there are at least a million

@cspam I don't understand why he doesn't just replace things he doesn't like with things that he does. If driving their cars for them is to be the ultimate in Freedom of Movement, writing their posts for them will be the ultimate in Freedom of Speech.
@cspam Computer systems, how do they work?
@cspam jesus he is like twenties old edgelord truly.

@cspam
Yep, Elon's projects advance through instances like the total destruction on landing of his StarShip and launch facility, autopilot cars killing pedestrians, his children taking legal action to sever all ties with him, and the flogging of Twitter into it being, and smelling like, a dead horse.

If the test had caused airplanes to plummet THEN he'd understand and see it as unremarkable.

@cspam elon is stunned at the idea that end-to-end test suites exist
@cspam For Musk, reliablility is that one optional sidequest