As most of my friends are aware, I love #Halloween and like to #YardHaunt.

I prefer a traditional cemetery theme and lean toward realistic props, especially my tombstones. I make my own, because most of the pre-made stones don't meet my standards.

They're often made of cheap EPS styrofoam (aka the white beads that get everywhere), are made too thin or too small (or both), are unsubtle about the decorations, use pathetic ground stakes, and often have cringe jokey inscriptions.

NOT a fan.