can't believe that thanks to light, the universe is laid out in reverse-chronological order

@danhon Gravity lenses are retweets

Type Ia supernovas are reply guys

I will not be taking any questions

@jamiemccarthy gamma ray bursters just want to be the day's main character
@jamiemccarthy @danhon They're all flashers! Filthy perverts the lot of them (except failed supernovae, which cloak their naked singularity in a decent event horizon).