Just wanted to thank this community for helping me have the best birthday I've had in years

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Just wanted to thank this community for helping me have the best birthday I've had in years - Star Trek: Website

Going to lie down because it’s hot as balls in my apartment and also because I’m just exhausted from not sleeping great. Thus why this is being posted randomly in the middle of the day. I was going to post this tonight but god knows if I’ll even be awake. I’ve always had really awful birthdays. Either it was outright ignored or I was punished for even having one. My parents were… unpleasant. Star Trek became my escape. Could see amazing people make amazing choices and be the best they wanted to be instead of lying and saying they were good people. Actions speak louder than words, after all, and the actions of the crew of the Enterprise-D (specifically) were what helped me sort of override a lot of the disgusting hateful stuff I was taught as a child. Also made me feel like a person instead of a burden. I’ve not really been able to delve in deep to a lot of Trek communities sometimes because, well, it’s the internet. People can get a bit toxic behind a computer screen. This place has been anything but. Pure kindness and love from everyone here. Top to the bottom. Honestly it seems pretty worth it to me to forego birthday gifts throughout my life to be able to find y’all. You are all awesome. I don’t want birthday wishes and stuff, I get enough of those from Starbucks and other companies trying to get me to buy their shit that I cannot afford, but I want y’all to appreciate yourself for a couple minutes. You’re a great person, you’ve helped make an amazing community, and I am eternally grateful. You are AWESOME. Love y’all. Live so very motherfucking long and prosper more than you could ever dream.

To another year of “quality” Star Trek memes! It’s always great seeing you around bud, you help make Risa the best community one could ask for!

“quality”

I meant mine were bad lol, yours are always actual quality

Compare this:

to this:

Here’s the big difference though

You made yours.

I just saved mine ages ago when trolling the internet.

Yours are FAR more impressive.

Also the USS Burritos is fucking hysterical and I stand by that.

Yeah but you’re a curator of the arts, I’m just a dude who chuckles far too much at his own bad jokes then posts them online

I will say though, the Burritos was pretty good

Wait if I’m a curator of the arts does that mean my username should actually be Geordie?

Burritos is my favorite Trek meme i’ve seen in years. I’m not being light when I say hysterical. I cried laughing the first time I saw it.

Okay, I have actually legitimately considered deleting my account and restarting as Shaw instead of Stamets. Both characters I identify with pretty damn heavily.

I WAS JOKING AAA

If you did change accounts you can’t delete the old one we’d lose so many quality memes!

If you did want to you change names you could just change your display name (or if you did make a new account we’d all follow you to the new one lol)

I am joking but also not really? I don’t even know. Also at this point I’m so fucking recognized as Stamets that I think it’d just confuse everyone. But god do I identify with Shaw so fucking much… Also let’s be real, Shaw is kinda hot. I mean so is Stamets but Shaw has that Captain Daddy energy.

My god I’ve been extremely gay on this account the past couple days. I can only apologize.

Well I think the community will follow with whatever you choose

also you can’t top the gayness of the “Gay” folder (I’m still laughing from that lol)

Nah I’ma stick with Stamets. My discord username is Stamets related, like a username I was stunned was available, my PSN username references the ship, I’ve got the science badge in DSC Season 1/Season 2 style stuck to the UFP flag on the wall… Also I mean Stamets said this line. How can I not stick with it?

I’m glad the folder got you like that. The bookmarks inside it would have illicited a very different response lmfao

It does seem to be a fitting line lol

Could always split the difference and go with Shawmets. Has kind of a dickish gay mushroom shamwow mittens energy.

Also very happy birthday! You’ve made me laugh a lot lately, and I’ve needed that.

For some reason I want a breakfast burrito now.
Share please. I haven’t eaten yet today.
Red’s makes a really good breakfast burrito imo.
Just don’t eat the ship, it’s already falling apart as is…

Stamets applauding Stamets…

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Thank you for going boldly into the unknown that is your life 🖖
Thanks for being a passenger on the ship! Be boring just heading out by myself.

also I found this when looking and it’s too good not to share:

Love poor lil Porthos there in the back.
He’s just chillin, enjoyin the vibes
Haha! I love the Zoolander gif!
Oh I just found it I don’t know what it’s from lol

We’re in this together, kid.

God I fucking love Voyager.

I’ll try Chakotay. I’LL TRY. However I will not be able to get my hair to do that.

Happy birthday! We’re glad you’re here, Stamets.
And I’m so glad to be here

Happy Birthday! I didn't get you anything, but the internet archive did:

Star Trek TOS 1966 Complete : Gene Roddenberry : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

In the 23rd Century, Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise explore the galaxy and defend the United Federation of Planets.

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I am formally confiscating these in the name of the Galactic Republic! ^oh^ ^crap^ ^wrong^ ^community^

Then the internet archive is my new favorite person! First gift in years. Then again it’s a person so my appreciation shall pass onto you instead.

Thanks buddy <3

Now that's just wrong. Fungoidaphobia and the resulting discrimination against hybrid lifeforms is a real problem, even in today's enlightened Federation, and you should have never suffered empty birthdays as a result.

Family over fungus, I always say. But family is where you find it, and seeing as I just happened to be passing through Orion space on my way here, here's a keg of Klingon blood wine and a barrel of Andorian ale for the party, that is if you don't mind a bit of pirate contraband to liven things up a bit...

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There is no fucking way you cut out the face of Stamets that fast. How long have you had that?!
Lol, I only made the mistake of cutting out images manually once, and it took forever. Then someone here in Risa pointed me toward remove.bg, which works so much better.

Thank you so much. I am going to really enjoy this new fun tool. Soooooo many penis stamps. My friends already hate me but with this they will actively plan my death.

Thanks!

This is actually exactly what I need right now

I downloaded and uninstalled like 10 apps looking for something that would allow me to cut out images easily, then wound up just cutting something by hand with the erase tool in a meme generator, which sucked.

After someone showed me this, it’s been smooth sailing.

It works so well and so fast… this is amazing

I got you some cake. It’s cellular peptide with mint frosting. Your favorite.

Reminds me of that Melvins music video…
Melvins - "The Talking Horse"

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Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)

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I had managed to successfully forget about that fucking horror show… why do you do this to me?!

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS CAKE?

WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET IT?

CAN I HAVE A SLICE?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

…since I already have the cutout, why not:

It’s like on Jengus IV, they’re all mixing! THE BORG CLOWNS ARE COMING!

Mining The Mind's Mines (episode)

On a remote science outpost, stone orbs are bringing fantasies to life. Tendi starts her first day as a Senior Science Officer Trainee. On Jengus IV, a Federation scientist is in the midst of a survey, when he comes upon a mysterious glowing green orb. As he examines it, a woman appears behind him. She calls to him, and he recognizes her as his seventh grade geology teacher, Gena Marino. As he asks what she's doing here, in a toga, she brushes aside his confusion, and invites him to join her com

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There are not enough words in the English language, nor time in the universe, for me to be able to describe my complete and abject horror at that image.

I love it.

Not enough words but there’s apparently a gif.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

That gif? 194 frames=194,000 words