As always, Iโ€™ll do my best to live toot reports when they start. This will be the thread.

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Via Klasfeld:

Good morning from #NewYork.

Trumpโ€™s gagged, and his ex-accountant spills the beans.

Those are just two of the news items that came out of Day Two of the civil fraud trial.

Follow us for Day Three #TrumpTrial #legal

2/ Trump arrived at the courthouse and @atrupar posted a vid in which Trump says this AFTER a gag order was imposed on him:

Trump dehumanizes Letitia James as a "political animal"

And this AFTER his team failed to ask for a jury trial:

Trump: "If I had a jury we'd win this case very easily, but I don't have a jury ... this is the beginning of communism."

3/ Klasfeld: (ICYMI, this is a judge with a sense of humor as well as gravitas)

Trump's lawyer Jose Suarez tells the judge he's gotten the message: "I also understand that in the Great State of NY it's called a triplex," pronouncing it like "triple" instead of "tri-."

Co-counsel Chris Kise quips: "Judge, in the South, it's just called apartment."

Engoron asks if they have triplexes in South.

Kise replies: That's why we call it an apartment.

Bender's testimony begins shortly after that.

4/๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸผAfter Engoron chides Trump's attorney against performative questioning by saying "There's no jury here," Trump audibly groans and mumbles a reaction.๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™„

Questioning turns to an engagement continuance form between Mazars and Trump Org from 2016-'17.

๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ Trump keeps noisily (but, for those of us in the gallery, mostly inaudibly) complaining about the judge's remarks throughout the questioning. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™„

@GottaLaff

I see Trump is trying the "Toddler" strategy.

@JaneDoeTheFirst Trying? Itโ€™s his default, lol