What’s wrong GB? - Feddit

i used to do this with friends anyway
@911, yes this dude here!
I believe it’s 999 over there. Or did they update it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Use email, it’s easier

Dear Sir/Madam.

Fire! Fire! Help me!

123 Carenden Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the Best.

I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire…
That will just get a barrage of bullets fired your way.

They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for ‘non-emergency’ stuff.

Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn’t know what offence had been committed (the offence is ‘undue influence’, no-one has ever been convicted because it’s usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).