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Lemmy

Masturbating is good for you. Stop self harming.
satire?
Nah it’s good for prostate health to masturbate at reasonable intervals
What intervals, exactly?
I find the morning and evening commute to be the ideal time.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I crank my hog on company time