The owners of Neopets were trying to indoctrinate us in Scientology and NFTs but it backfired and instead what it taught us was "everyone is entitled to one free omelette per day" and that's why now all millennials are socialists
Every single person should be able to receive basic food and housing from a gigantic, mountain-sized omelette at a fixed position on the map; labor should only be required to obtain luxuries beyond what is naturally provided by the giant omelette. This is just so intuitively obvious, to someone born between 1983 and 1990
@mcc I wasn't sure I was into this at first and then I got to "omelette" and immediately got on board.

@zkat Lenin: Universal basic food and shelter will be provided by the state

AnSocs: Booooooo

NeoPets: Universal basic food and shelter will be provided by the Giant Omelette

AnSocs: Yaaaaaay

@mcc
@zkat
Today on Mastodon, we talk about that time Lenin tried to abolish money in favor of labor credit.
#EconHistory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWqhsh848E
That Time the Soviets Tried to Abolish Money

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@mcc would also accept a giant lasagna but i can see how that may be contentious
@mcc the first composite decking material was actually a ham and cheese quiche.
@mcc It’s been my dream to have available on every street corner, a free soft serve 🍦 ice cream dispenser.

@mcc @gizmomathboy It is obvious to someone born as early as 1981!

I do have questions about the eggs needed though, but that's just my own curiosity.

@mcc I always was hoping for some donut fruit and neggs, myself.
@mcc So if I ever date another woman 15 to 22 years younger than I am again, I need to make her an omelette.

@mcc

Anyone not getting the reference: Neopets. There's a giant omelets you can get egg from everyday.

@mcc Is there a chance of meatballs?
Snowghetti and Meatballs

Sure its cold meatballs, but its still hearty!

Jellyneo