@georgetakei Testifying is probably the single dumbest thing Trump could do. It would be a bloodbath.

@georgetakei Oh boy, here's hoping Dotard tries to freestyle it on the stand. Perjury awaits!

@georgetakei If he sends in a body double able to speak without telling whoppers, is that perjury?

@georgetakei his check is in the mail and he promises to pull …oh you know the rest of the lie

@georgetakei im pretty sure it’s the state that put him on the witness list. Rules are different in a civil case.

@georgetakei testify before the judge he’s been insulting non-stop? Risk sure perjury under questioning from James and that judge.
Ahahahahaha. No.

@georgetakei yeah, but he looks so angry. I just hope he doesn't throw a plate of spaghetti 🍝 an meatballs against the wall.

@georgetakei make America great again

@georgetakei That's the funniest thing I've hear in a fortnight!

@georgetakei He will likely just switch between gloating & decrying the trial. Nothing really worth hearing from his mouth, all things considered. ^_^

@georgetakei #LockHimUp

@georgetakei that will be hilarious