TheLemmingWhat's the cheapest online storage that you know of?
bionicjoeySince you didn’t mention your requirements, I’ll assume integrity isn’t super important. In that case, allow me to introduce you to /dev/null as a service. It’s free and has unlimited capacity.
Now we just need to invent a way to read the Void of Nothingness to retrieve the data and bam! Infinite storage.
That’s easy, just read from /dev/urandom. The access speed is super slow, but eventually you’ll find your data
Now we just need to turn calculating the offset into a quantum problem and we’ve got the infinite storage thing solved
Idk man, I think it might have some reliability issues… I tried restoring my data and all I got back was a badly-typed copy of the complete works of Shakespeare.
Try running:
sed ‘s/blurst of times/worst of times/g’