dm_me_your_feetWhat if Worf is always so moody bc he is constantly constipated?
Possibly the inspiration for Ja’Loja?
Hot SaucermanBut whose to say that the real problem is the prune juice?
Silly Klingon, that stuff constipates Klingons! You can’t just eat human food and hope it works the same on your alien body!
RedhotkurtOmg, this is clearly Big Prune trying to control the narrative. This conspiracy goes all the way to the...bottom!
So THAT’S what he meant when he said that the greatest battle is fighting against one’s own inner turmoil
Poor guy can’t get any relief from his Kronos’ Disease
Well played
The Picard ManeuverIt’s his greatest battle.
XusonthaBut change post with comment
(duplicate comments lol)
I thought your reply came through my inbox twice by mistake… lol
Yeah, it appears I hit a temporal anomaly when commenting earlier.
Careful or you’ll get the boys from Temporal Investigations all in your business
It’s his greatest battle.
But change post with comment
(duplicate comments lol)
Not only is he constipated, but he has two buttholes. Twice the suffering.
JWBananasAt least he doesn’t have to hold his urine for a whole year
VeniconBummed by how much they underused Bortas when it came to New Horizons. Feel like they wanted to put Seth’s new girlfriend in the limelight so ignored more established characters.
Who’s his new girlfriend?
The lass who randomly arrived and started getting to run the ship and go on away missions. She can see in 4D I think.
Seth was dating Halston Sage in series 1 then she left and they broke up. This lass just appeared and lo and behold it turned out to be his new girl
samus12345Then they killed her off.
My first thought was, “the replicator can make any cuisine, you dolts!” Because I’m no fun
Its still completely plausible IMO.
He never showed big interest in Klingon cuisine until he met Jadzia. He was raised by his humans, probably with human food. He might not even know that his bowel movements are irregular/unusual, since talking about shit isnt exactly a topic of honor. And he always lead a pretty conservative lifestyle, avoiding change whenever possible. Why should he randomly change to a klingon diet?
Amazing. I unironically love this discussion.
I found out I had food sensitivities because my wife one day was like, “you know it’s not normal to take 5 violently urgent shits a day, right?”
Sometimes you just decide to deal with that. I’m lactose intolerant, but I’ll be dead in the ground before I stop eating cheese or ice cream. I just don’t eat it frequently enough to be a continuous problem.
FYI: Most cheese doesn’t have any lactose. You can check the nutrition label for sugar.
Justas🇱🇹Enzyme pills that help you digest dairy exist and are relatively affordable.
His mom mentions learning to make Klingon food for him, particularly blood pie. He was probably eating a mix of human and klingon stuff on the Enterprise. Of course, since a good amount of klingon food is served live, his options for good klingon food from the replicator were limited.
I thought that was canon